Went to sears today
3 new pairs of pants and a nice coat
Based God let the swag rain down on me
Didn’t eat dinner
ROOMMATE WALKS IN WITH A PIZZA FROM SAN FRANCISCO
My roommate and I put a sign on the bathroom door that reads
"Flush the fucking toilet"
And when I found it today, expecting it to be taken down, someone added “Please” right under it.
Take that San Jose State
Every time my roommate opens the door to our room I start screaming WOOP SWAG
Just taught my roommate how to Based Freestyle
I should be a professor here